This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbour's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbour is going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbour's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?".
The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. er.. no.. what happened?".
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day.
But the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"
2007-01-30 05:40:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh stop i am going to have to change my pants soon cos i am pmsl to much 10/10
thanks hon at least i wont have to wash em 10/10 the wife might be annoyed with you though
2007-01-30 13:40:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holy Sheep Dung!
2007-01-30 05:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by Scary Monster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that one, great. I bet that has happend to a few people who were 'suppose to look after' a friends pet before!
2007-01-30 07:29:43 · answer #3 · answered by picanto54 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i saw that on tv about that once were the dog dug up the rabbit that was buried...
2007-01-30 06:15:54 · answer #4 · answered by lol, limewire.... or whatever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Just like in Dickey Roberts! lol ⥠that movie
2007-01-30 05:45:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah its funny lol
2007-01-30 05:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by candy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep getting back on form!!
2007-01-30 05:51:31 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yesi do think it is funny nice! i love that joke where did you get it from good job i'm going to have to use that joke one day i love it can you please tell me did you get from.
2007-01-30 05:49:40 · answer #8 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit sick but that's my sense of humour I like it
2007-01-30 05:47:54 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one, but still funny
2007-01-30 05:49:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋