A passenger touches the taxi drivers shoulder to ask him something; The taxi driver screams and losses control of the car, nearly crashes with a lorry, drives through the pavement and crashes into a glass shop.
There is no noice in the taxi for a moment, untill the taxi driver says: look my friend, never ever do that again, you nearly scare me to death.
the passenger says: sorry, I didn't think you would get so frighten when I touched your shoulder.
taxi driver: the thing is, that it is my first day working as a taxi driver.
passenger: so, what did you do before?
driver: I was a Mortuary shouffer
2007-01-30 05:36:01 · 22 answers · asked by lokito 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh man... I always use the spellchecker, ans it says that there was not mistakes :S
well; i am glad most of you like it.
by the way, the spellchecker in spanish is far better that the one in english.
2007-01-30 05:54:21 · update #1
hahaha, made me laugh out loud for real..
2007-01-30 05:40:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need help! OK try this
Instructor say to Guy " Looked just jump out shout Geronimo pull the handle check the para chute.
OK say guy and jumps out of the plane
Sh*t I forgot what I was supposed to shout (plummeting to earth)
Looks down sees another guy coming up trailing smoke.
Shouts to guy do you no anything about para chutes?
Guy shouts back " No do you no anything about GAS COOKERS
2007-01-30 05:45:53 · answer #2 · answered by froggerty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny, but works better when you spell chauffeur correctly
2007-01-30 05:41:34 · answer #3 · answered by spiegy2000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 9/10
2007-01-30 05:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it in a funnier way nevertheless, that he asks each and all the taxidrivers and then his enemy, and that driving force mentioned: what they wouldnt take you? and the guy says, i asked them for a *****
2016-09-28 04:51:24 · answer #5 · answered by aharon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh LOL!
Small wonder he freaked!
2007-01-30 05:41:21 · answer #6 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool joke
2007-01-30 06:48:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you mean mortuary chauffeur, if so good joke,
if not don't understand it
2007-01-30 05:45:37 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that really did make me laugh out loud!
2007-01-30 06:21:47 · answer #9 · answered by Dianne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one liked that joke
2007-01-30 05:43:36 · answer #10 · answered by Jaz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋