A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to one of the kittens. This kitten, having no road sense, was killed by a passing car right in front of the little boy. The grandfather buried the kitten behind the barn, and the grandmother distracted the boy by giving him cookies and milk. While the little boy was eating, the following conversation took place.
"Grandma, what happened to the kitten?"
"It was killed by a car. The kitten is dead."
"Where does a kitten go when it dies?"
"God takes the kitten to heaven."
The little boy took another bite of cookie and then said, "But, Grandma, what does God want with a dead kitten?"
2007-01-30 05:30:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well girl i did warn you a very hard audience today but i liked it 10/10
2007-01-30 13:48:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
out of the mouths of babes as the saying goes
2007-01-30 05:35:50 · answer #2 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you - I needed simple to ease me in to the evening after my Crap day.
2007-01-30 05:38:55 · answer #3 · answered by picanto54 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here kitty kitty 10/10
2007-01-30 09:17:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant!!! Good one lol =D
2007-01-30 05:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by Deathwish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!Thanks for the laugh!!!
2007-01-30 05:49:29 · answer #6 · answered by Cathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it lol
2007-01-30 05:35:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't wanna b rude
so i'm just being staright
dat wasn't funny AT ALL
and de peeps dat said it is r lying 2 get de 10 points.
2007-01-30 06:20:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOL
8/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-30 06:14:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-01-30 05:34:27 · answer #10 · answered by plumber local union 102 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋