powerfully-built guy who met a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.
The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
2007-01-30 05:12:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's a winner
2007-01-30 05:20:34 · answer #1 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-30 05:32:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before but its not bad lol =D
2007-01-30 05:34:23 · answer #3 · answered by Deathwish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.Very funny!!!Thanks for the laugh
2007-01-30 06:08:19 · answer #4 · answered by Cathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats a good one!! not to many jokes actually make me laugh !
2007-01-30 05:19:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute.
2007-01-30 05:16:16 · answer #6 · answered by FlyChicc420 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee very good lol
2007-01-30 05:28:31 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl hahaha
2007-01-30 05:20:42 · answer #8 · answered by red_star_56 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that did put a smile on my face#
2007-01-30 05:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by Pinkflower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-01-30 05:16:39 · answer #10 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋