2007-01-30 04:56:42 · 12 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Look, dude - you've got it all wrong and let me tell you why. Just a few months ago, Creationist Scientists were studying some of the oldest rocks on earth (about 6000 yrs) in the desert just south of Lufkin, Texas when they came upon a suspicious talking serpent. When they posed the question "what's it like to reject the unifying theory of all biology?", the serpent lied, as it always does, by stating "Evolution is a fact".
The serpent was quickly taken in for interrogation and after undergoing a few hours of effective, yet humane stress positions, the serpent finally cracked and started telling the truth. Most of the interrogation session is classified, but when asked again what it's like to reject the unifying theory of all biology, it responed with "It's pretty cool". Did you hear that, loser? It's pretty cool. This is important news. Why does the liberal atheist media refuse to pick it up?
2007-01-30 05:10:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
uhhhh.... good? no... bad?
Are you talking about Evolution is a unifying theory, or that God is a unifying "theory".
Anyway, I don't deny Evolution. It is real, insomuch as the theory is still being revised based on observation and discovery. I do disagree with MACRO evolution, that we all came from bacteria and humans came from monkey's
There is no evidence of it, just speculation. Finding a fossil doesn't mean we came from monekys it means an animal like that existed once. Everything else is speculation.
2007-01-30 05:02:25 · answer #2 · answered by TK421 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
its surprisingly freeing, you recognize how enslaved you as quickly as have been to the "unifying theory" and how mild and undemanding you innovations now's after understanding that the "unifying theory" is heavy and dark, what a marvelous feeling thank you for the reminder, wish you may comprehend the liberty in it some day
2016-11-01 21:37:00 · answer #3 · answered by barn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, what IS the unifying theory of all biology?
2007-01-30 05:04:27 · answer #4 · answered by Jessy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You mean reject ALL science? Biologists use the same scientific methodology as other scientists so an attack on biology is an attack on every scientific discipline.
2007-01-30 05:00:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
I also reject string theory, Rosey O'Donnell, and Scrappy Doo!
2007-01-30 05:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by Boilerfan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How come my Discover Magazine never talked about it?
2007-01-30 05:01:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I... I... I can't! I just can't OK! It's solid!
Damn you heathen scientists!
*shakes tiny fist*
2007-01-30 05:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is the prerogative of the ignorant.
love and blessings Don
2007-01-30 04:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
What's it like to reject Jesus Christ and His message of forgiveness?
Oh yeah......you go to hell.
There's still time though......repent.
2007-01-30 05:00:50 · answer #10 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋