Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight. He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a hotdog and a cookie with him on his next visit. When he was being examined the doctor shoved the muffin, the hotdog, and finally the cookie up the guy's a!!. The patient protested, but the doctor calmed him down, saying it was part of the therapy. This treatment continued for several weeks and every time the doctor shoved a muffin, a hotdog and a cookie up his a!!. Finally, after many visits, the Doctor instructed the patient to bring a muffin, a hotdog and a mallet for the next visit. The day arrived and this time the doctor shoved only the muffin and the hotdog up the patient's a!!. After a few minutes the tapeworm appeared out of his a!! and demanded, "Where's my cookie!?" WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-30 04:10:42 · 12 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oooooooow tink i haveread that one before but i forgot how it went so got a laugh 10/10 no star just some dust
2007-01-30 05:38:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see a tumble weed rolling across the town of Texas
2007-02-01 06:12:17 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
almost brings a tear to ur eye!
nice one again tinks.
LOL funny again
thanks.
2007-01-31 06:39:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sorry i feel asleep
2007-01-30 13:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is silly but very funny.
thanks
2007-01-30 12:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by lokito 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha and sore ouch!!!
2007-01-30 12:27:22 · answer #6 · answered by albertpbody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross but still funny
2007-01-30 12:41:57 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...that's really gross.
2007-01-30 12:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by NikNak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was okay.
2007-01-30 12:26:25 · answer #9 · answered by blackprincess052001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-30 12:50:32 · answer #10 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋