A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Johnson?" Mr. Johnson replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pee, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door." The doctor is worried that the old guy is getting insane, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers. The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Johnson, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..." Mrs. Johnson yells, "Steven! Daddy's p`ing in the refrigerator again!"
2007-01-30 04:03:46 · 2 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No !!!!!!
LOL!!!
how funny, u wouldn't believe it...er...perhaps u would !!??
one of my old cricket mates (and u know what a load of old boozers we are!) used to get so drunk, apparently that ..... yeah, really!!! up against the fridge!
never had that personally, i just get a bit icky!
very funny and no takers cept lil ol me!
2007-01-30 22:36:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Tink, not your best today im afraid but i thought i better put a message for you or you'd have no choice but to be left with that disturbing stalker of yours.
2007-01-31 04:09:02 · answer #2 · answered by agius1520 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋