I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation and how she would have to make cutbacks...
Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
She: Well if you would learn to fxck me properly we could do without the gardener.
A husband and wife were fighting about their sxx life.
"You never even tell me when you're having an orgxsm!" he yelled.
How can you are never here!
Q: What comes once a day?
A: The mail.
Q: What comes twice a day?
A: The mailman, when the husband is away!!
.Women are like...
telephones...
They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're DISCONNECTED.
2007-01-30
03:17:07
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