I was talking to my wife about the current financial situation and how she would have to make cutbacks...
Me: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
She: Well if you would learn to fxck me properly we could do without the gardener.
A husband and wife were fighting about their sxx life.
"You never even tell me when you're having an orgxsm!" he yelled.
How can you are never here!
Q: What comes once a day?
A: The mail.
Q: What comes twice a day?
A: The mailman, when the husband is away!!
.Women are like...
telephones...
They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're DISCONNECTED.
2007-01-30 03:17:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what a corker pmsl 10/10
2007-01-30 04:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1 10/10
Tink x
2007-01-30 09:58:58 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep them coming Chris you're on a roll
2007-01-30 05:16:33 · answer #3 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it.
2007-01-30 04:37:14 · answer #4 · answered by blackprincess052001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋