Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "without your glasses, you look like the same handsome young man I married."
"Honey," he replied with a grin. "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!
Little Johnny was taking a bath, looked down at his txsticles and asked his mother, "Mommy, are these my brains?"
His mother replied, "Not yet".
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sxxual morality.
"We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"
A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?"
2007-01-30 03:09:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're right about it being hard out there today, this is by far my fav. yet & only two replies?. Great 10 / 10 lol
2007-01-30 20:30:52 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny 10/10
Tink x
2007-01-30 10:01:23 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very entertaining
2007-01-30 05:37:45 · answer #3 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋