There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crxtch area. She goes to the doctor who checks her out and tells her she has crxbs.
She explained that she couldn't have crxbs because she was a virgin, but the doctor didn't believe her, so she went to get a second opinion.
The second doctor gave her the same answer. So she went to a third doctor and said "Please help me. This itch is killing me and I know that I don't have crxbs because I'm a virgin".
The doctor checks her out and says "I have good news and bad news. The good news is you don't have crxbs, the bad news is that your cherry rotted and you have fruit flies."
2007-01-30 02:59:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yuck pmsl 10/10
2007-01-30 04:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my.
10/10
Tink x
2007-01-30 18:02:51 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh sh1t he told her straight up now that's whats up
2007-01-30 12:54:45 · answer #3 · answered by bootylover300 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Brilliant - short, sweet and sick!
2007-01-30 14:06:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not my style.
2007-01-30 12:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was okay.
2007-01-30 12:28:41 · answer #6 · answered by blackprincess052001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋