Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vxgina, saying, "Johnny, this is where you came from."
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviewed some papers and then said, 'please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.'
'Because,' the man said, 'I live in a two-story house.'
The Judge replies, 'what kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?'
The man answers, 'Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.''
Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting that all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."
"Why?" one asked.
Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a txrd".
2007-01-30 02:54:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL 9/10
2007-01-30 04:28:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny,
Tink x
2007-01-30 17:53:20 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. LOL.
2007-01-30 12:34:55 · answer #3 · answered by blackprincess052001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-30 12:52:54 · answer #4 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋