A husband comes home from work after a long day at the office.
Upon entering his front door, he is puzzled to find the hallway scattered with toys, coats & a pile of unopened mail. Even more surprising, when he entered the living room he found more toys, overflowing ashtrays & dirty teacups from the night before. Now starting to get worried that something might be wrong, he goes into the kitchen & finds the sink full of dirty dishes, the floor filthy from muddy paw prints and kids footprints, yet more toys, unwrapped food and an even bigger mess.
Now in a panic, he quickly climbs the cluttered stairs and bursts into the bedroom to find the bed unmade and his wife sitting at the window admiring the view.
"What the hell has happened dear? It's like a war zone!"
"Well dear, every day you walk through that door from a long day at the office, and every day you ask me the same question: 'what did you do today dear?' Well today I didn't do it!!!"
2007-01-30 02:30:17 · 36 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry to say but i dont get it!!!!!!!!!! well......you did good though!
if you pick me as the best answer.....i'll smile!
2007-01-30 04:03:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-01-30 03:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by tixsy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loool 7/10 : )
2007-01-30 03:12:35 · answer #3 · answered by *Å®åßîåñ P®îñÇꧧ ©* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done you for letting the world know what I do in a day!
2007-01-30 03:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. Now that's a good one. I wonder if stay at home wives should do that maybe they'd get respect from their husbands. Good one!
2007-01-30 03:13:58 · answer #5 · answered by Irish Girl 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny.
2007-01-30 02:46:31 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen to stay home moms
2007-01-30 03:32:32 · answer #7 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I guess that showed him she really does something at home.
She's still a smart-@ss though.
2007-01-30 03:30:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-01-30 03:11:58 · answer #9 · answered by skylar_18878 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's so funny women should really do that cause that will drive um nuts. lol
2007-01-30 04:21:12 · answer #10 · answered by sassy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny...and so true for some people!
2007-01-30 02:50:58 · answer #11 · answered by Kristina C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋