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I promise I will go to mass every Sunday for at lease 6 months afterwards if you do.
Money is pretty tight at the moment, and I really could be doing with the €8, 000,000 on offer.
Thanks.
Mucking-fagic.

2007-01-30 01:45:57 · 18 answers · asked by Mucking Fagic! 2 in Games & Recreation Gambling

18 answers

Dear God, if you let Mucking Fagic win the Irish lotto tonight, will you please make him fall madly in love with me so that I can get a share too?? I promise to go to mass for a little longer than he's promised and I'll even arrange the church flowers. Please God; I'm just on my knees pleading with ya. I'll stop the cussing and the drinking...... well... yeh until of course the deed is done.

2007-01-30 02:08:10 · answer #1 · answered by Curious39 6 · 2 0

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2016-03-29 09:38:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

And mucking fuddles to you old boy because I'm going to have my prayers answered. So that my man and does not have to work his but off at 64 years of age and so that our kids can enjoy a holiday once in a while . Also some good cause will benefit from my good fortune. And I would indulge myself and buy a Morgan Sports car in racing green. Now there's posh for you.

But lets not be greedy and hope that there will be more than one winner so that the good fortune can be evenly spread around.

2007-01-30 01:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The meek shall inherit the earth, so get on your knees and pray Mucking Fagic.

Church for 6 months? I have women who have been going to church for 50 years and have I answered one of their prayers?

You are going to have to offer me more than that muck, how about a share of the winnings? 50/50?

2007-01-30 02:00:11 · answer #4 · answered by Corneilius 7 · 0 0

pray facing the sun 2morrow morng. when the sun rinses u should be already out. make sure u see the first rays.
now sing this song:

ke lehlanya
ke kopa chelete
ke lapile
ke sotlehile

kganya kganya e nchabele!

find ur around this. win is guranteed!

2007-01-30 02:07:03 · answer #5 · answered by kau la poo 2 · 0 0

Hello

Good luck on that prayer...........

However if everyone who asked god to win the lottery won the winners would get less than 1p each.

Granted if all prayers were answered there would be allot of people praying. :)

Again good luck with that........you'll have to let us know if it works for you.

2007-01-30 01:53:10 · answer #6 · answered by justmetisher 2 · 0 0

I'll just add your name to the 10 million others who have asked me this, and then pull one out of my hat to see who will win - oh sorry, that's a bit like a lottery, isn't it? Tee hee. Love, You Know Who.

2007-01-30 01:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by mad 7 · 0 0

Wait a minute, I am busy dealing with other things right now. G.

2007-01-30 02:19:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ALAS I am NOT God..I am Wonder Woman!
God is down the next corridor, turning on your left!

2007-01-30 01:51:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Certainly my son but you must give at least half to my daughter on earth Thunderchild67

ok i can dream ! lol

2007-01-30 06:26:14 · answer #10 · answered by thunderchild67 4 · 0 0

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