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An accident really uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the f anny!

2007-01-30 01:23:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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Lol.. I'm sure that wasn't Shakespeare.. :)

2007-01-30 02:43:48 · answer #1 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋

great 10/10

2007-01-30 02:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋

well done 10/10 that was funny.a limerick i aint heard before.lol

2007-01-30 01:27:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋

Hah love it, I'm so easily amused

2007-01-30 01:28:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋

What makes that funny is that here in the UK, "fanny" means vagina! Ha, Ha! She bit her own quimm!

2007-01-30 01:27:58 · answer #5 · answered by Shinny 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋