In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known anaproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and, of course, ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs, and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount 'N Do.
2007-01-30 00:52:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OLD FOOL! That has to be one of the funniest jokes I have heard this year! That was clever. I don't know where you got that but I would just love to give you 100 points for that. Very good. I'm emailing it to everyone I can btw. Thanks for the LMAO and it's only 6am here. I have started my day off right. Please, do not stop submitting these great jokes.
btw; I kinda am partial to the "Mount 'N Do", but for the Viagara I would chose mycoxafloppin......LMAO!
2007-01-30 01:10:41 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The -ate particularly ability a salt that is come from an acid. case in point... lactic acid loses a hydrogen atom in water to develop into lactate that is basically lactic acid with a destructive cost with the aid of loss of an H+. actual, acids and their salts are consistently switching backward and forward in our bodies in 'equilibrium', for this reason while we communicate over with lactic acid or to lactate, we are usually concerning the comparable element. :-)
2016-11-01 21:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by canevazzi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to the Merriam/Webster dictionary, it means:
Main Entry:phar£ma£col£o£gy
Pronunciation:*f*r-m*-*k*-l*-j*
Function:noun
Date:circa 1721
1 : the science of drugs including their origin, composition, pharmacokinetics, therapeutic use, and toxicology
2 : the properties and reactions of drugs especially with relation to their therapeutic value
–phar£ma£co£log£i£cal \-k*-*l*-ji-k*l\ also phar£ma£co£log£ic \-jik\ adjective
–phar£ma£co£log£i£cal£ly \-ji-k(*-)l*\ adverb
–phar£ma£col£o£gist \-*k*-l*-jist\ noun
You have quite a knowledge of drugs, I hope this helps.
God bless you
2007-01-30 01:04:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO! Thats the best thing I've ever heard! I almost choked on my cereal and got milk all over my desk! lol I like the "Ibepokin" name the best! lol
10/10
2007-01-30 01:01:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the science or study of drugs: their preparation and properties and uses and effects :O)
2007-01-30 01:23:55 · answer #5 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LWPMP! I have to go chage my outfit now!!!LOL
2007-01-30 02:16:08 · answer #6 · answered by annie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋