An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood.
To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared and where he had carved "I love you, Sally".
On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armored car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, and they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money and it comes to fifty-thousand dollars!
"We've got to give it back," says the husband.
"Finders keepers," she says, and puts the money back in the bag and hides it up in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men are going from door-to-door in the neighborhood looking for the money. They show up at the home of the childhood sweethearts. One knocks on the door and the couple open it, he says: "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
She says: "No."
The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
"Don't believe him, he's getting senile," she says.
But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him. "Tell us the story from the beginning," says one of the agents.
"Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ..."
At this, the FBI guy looks at his partner and says:,"We're outta here ..."
2007-01-30 00:39:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There you go! Another GEM. That one touched that spot too. Just email me all your jokes, eh? That is so cute and funny.
Thank-You again.
2007-01-30 01:16:53 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hindsight is very clear and in time there are no real regrets because for me getting older meant I could accept things as they are and the way they turned out were usually for the best. Memories are sweet and our perspective of people we knew fill out into a full picture. The blessings of a safe and cared for childhood and the crushes and sweetheart we had or thought we could have are part of our history and we could have had very different lives if we had gone down different paths. Regret, bitterness, chips on shoulders and any other kind of baggage, I willingly leave in the lost luggage room never to be reclaimed. It is nice though to smile at past memories.
2016-03-29 09:34:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Can I have the money? I present u wit a star!
2007-02-02 10:59:36 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! he he...Women can be very smart when it comes to money...I bet she beat him with the money bag after the agents left for being so stupid! lol
2007-01-30 00:51:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one!
2007-01-30 00:43:07 · answer #5 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eheheh very funny :-)
2007-01-30 00:47:43 · answer #6 · answered by Silver Fox 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehhahahahahheheheh i love it!!!
2007-01-30 00:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by maisyn3m ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋