An old couple went to the doctor's office. The Doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he charged them £20.00.
This happened several weeks in a row. The old couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, and pay the doctor and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. Holiday Inn charges £32.00. Hilton Hotel charges £57.00. We do it here for £20.00 and then I get £18.00 back from Bupa for a visit to the doctor’s office.
2007-01-30 00:25:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
crafty old buggers 10/10
2007-01-30 03:35:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like good value for £2
And they get the added bonus of expert advice !
2007-01-30 16:11:02 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. 7/10.
2007-01-30 10:30:15 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SPOT ON :o)
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!".
2007-01-30 08:43:41 · answer #4 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had heard this one before, but it's still funny eheheheh :-)
2007-01-30 08:31:29 · answer #5 · answered by Silver Fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAH... thats so funny and discusting for the DR
2007-01-30 14:01:57 · answer #6 · answered by This is life! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
still funny
2007-01-30 09:34:35 · answer #7 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who's bupa? is she's your wife?
2007-01-30 08:39:24 · answer #8 · answered by coo_here 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Very good.
2007-01-30 08:32:30 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋