Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter that was single.
One day he decides to throw a huge party, during the party he announces: "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give 1 million dollars or my daughter to the man that can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"
As soon as he finished his last word there was the sound of a large splash! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all his might, the crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking. Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed.
The millionaire was impressed, he said, "My boy that was incredible!
Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain, which do you want my daughter or the 1 million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!"
2007-01-30 00:17:05 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA Thank u very much for the laugh that I needed.
That was cool 10/10
2007-01-30 00:21:32 · answer #1 · answered by Blaze 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny :O) .
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's ****.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
2007-01-30 00:23:25 · answer #2 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-30 00:19:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-01-30 00:25:07 · answer #4 · answered by busby58 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very difficult to laugh and have a back massage at the same time 10/10
2007-01-30 01:43:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old, but still funny. 8/10
2007-01-30 00:38:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mike thought it was funny don't know if I did or not kinda good. But Rob says: F****ng S***t. Sorry bout him he thinks he's the gran off of catherine tate
2007-01-30 00:22:04 · answer #7 · answered by Mamber Ninsch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That,s funny
2007-01-30 00:21:01 · answer #8 · answered by Bella 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but Neilhollys reply was better than the joke.
2007-01-30 03:14:52 · answer #9 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds a lot like humor we have in my country. Good joke :D
2007-01-30 00:20:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋