David Copperfield has just finished his magic show. He decides to ask the audience if they have any tricks they would like to share. Nobody puts their hand up except one man. David beckons him on to the stage and tells him to perform his trick. The man says "For this trick, David, I will require the assistance of the lovely Claudia Schiffer and I will also need a table.” He walks Claudia Schiffer over to the table and bends her over it. He then proceeds to lift up her skirt, pull down her underwear and take her from behind.
David Copperfield is horrified and says "That's not a trick!!" to which the man replies, "I know, but its f--king magic."
2007-01-30 00:01:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny
your joke is f*cking magic too!
ha ha ha
2007-01-30 00:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by jon h 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
spot on keep um coming :O)
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
2007-01-30 08:27:56 · answer #2 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-30 08:06:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-01-30 08:28:28 · answer #4 · answered by busby58 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!
2007-01-30 10:52:49 · answer #5 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. 10/10.
2007-01-30 08:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one terry w thats one way of getting your way with women 10/10
2007-01-30 11:20:49 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! lol 10/10
2007-01-30 08:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he made good use of his magic wand ! haha
2007-01-30 16:17:28 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish
2007-01-30 09:56:28 · answer #10 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋