This chain letter was started by a gentleman in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.
Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women!
One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, four of whom were worth keeping.
REMEMBER-this chain brings luck. One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model! An unmarried Turkish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a well-educated, sweet coed who could both work and not be too tired for fun, and a very attractive and highly successful plastic surgeon who just happened to be a nymphomaniac!
You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!
One man broke the chain and got his wife back!!!
2007-01-29 23:59:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 I was the man who broke the chain(****)
2007-01-30 01:47:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
IT'S A PITTY MOST MEN ARE LIKE A ONE WAY STREET TO BE VERY HONEST WITH YOU IF I WERE IN THE DEAD END AND IT WAS ENDING ON TOP OF A 200 FT CLIFF I WOULD'NT WALK ME SELF BACK DOWN THE ONE WAY STREET BUT I'D JUST TAKE A LEAP DOWN THE CLIFF COULD NOT WAST ME TIME WITH A MAN WHO'S LIKE A ONE WAY STREE.THINK ABOUT IT.NICE ONE.PITTY THE ONE WHO BROKE THE CHAIN HE SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO IT MAY BE HIS WIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH HAPPYER SOME PLACE ELSE.
2007-01-30 08:17:42 · answer #2 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny :O)
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
2007-01-30 08:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!....he he! 2 bad they dont have one for us girls...Id love 2 send my guy up the creek for awhile! lol
10/10
2007-01-30 08:47:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
u r back with a yellow bang
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2007-01-30 08:31:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
where do you keep the women, all 184?????
2007-01-30 08:09:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
forwarded to men friends , funny...cheers!
2007-01-30 08:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by shoegalxx 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋