Are there any Romanian people here? Can you tell me what the following means?

Question

These are accompany some funny pictures, so if anyu of you guys speak English....

1. Latru
2. Plecat in UE
3. (longer): M-am saturat sa fiu sofer.
Vand Dacia Super Nova, an de fabricatie 2003, impeccabil intretinuta.
Gratis - O dau la pachet si pe soacramea, daca n-are cine sa te cicaleasca la volan

(Excuse the mistakes in typing...)

THANKS A LOT!!!

Answer 1

1. I'm barking (as a dog)
2. Gone in EU (European Union)
3. I'm tired of being a driver. I'm selling my Dacia Super Nova (that is a Romanian car), year 2003, taken care of. For free - my mother in law, if you don't have anyone else to nag you when you're driving.