2007-01-29 23:32:03 · 19 answers · asked by ? 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thou shalt not steal(except on Wednesdays, when you MUST steal)
Thou shalt not commit adultery(unless you're into swinging, then it's okay)
Honor thy father and mother( unless your father is abusive and your mother is a crackwhore)
Thou shalt have no other gods before me( but it is okay to have them slightly to the left of me)
Add in that none of the commandments apply over international waters, and that should about do it.
2007-01-29 23:42:42 · answer #1 · answered by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I remember something happening here in the UK, where people were asked to name an Eleventh Commandment. I can't remember which it was, but it was either...
Take responsibility for your own actions... or
Love Thy Neighbour as thou would love thyself.
I think it was the latter one.
2007-01-30 08:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by Chris W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trim them down to one: Thou Shalt Not Be a Dick.
That should cover everything.
2007-01-30 07:36:30 · answer #3 · answered by Lee Harvey Wallbanger 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Wow! Another Moses inspired of God?
2007-01-30 07:43:58 · answer #4 · answered by shendley04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not possible get a live stop making a joke of my God. Rather look for Him with all your heart then you would find Him
2007-01-30 07:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by channiek 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thou shalt not physically harm thy children.
2007-01-30 07:40:06 · answer #6 · answered by cutegirlin_tn 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You could fuse covet and steal together - Do we really need a different commandment for planning to steal, and another one for actually stealing?
2007-01-30 07:36:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Bad-mouth not, saith the Lord
2007-01-30 09:17:38 · answer #8 · answered by Susan H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Thou Shalt Not Bug Anyone Who Doesn't Believeth In Me or Tell Them They're Going to Hell, You Aren't God"
2007-01-30 07:35:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Thou shalt not get caught.
2007-01-30 07:41:54 · answer #10 · answered by kevin_4508 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋