if you could merge the two which commandments would you put replace and which would you add to make one document.
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
The Ten Commandments
1.You shall have no other Gods but me.
2.You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it.
3.You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God.
4.You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy.
5.Respect your father and mother.
6.You must not kill.
7.You must not commit adultery.
8.You must not steal.
9.You must not give false evidence against your neighbour.
10.You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour.
2007-01-29 23:28:53 · 12 answers · asked by The Exorcist 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
why not its just a bit of fun
2007-01-29 23:35:17 · update #1
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BEING A SCOTSMAN
1)Thou shalt get pissed
2)Thou shalt beg from thine English neighbours
3)Thou shalt murder and pillage
4)Thine money belongs to thine pocket or the pub manager
5)Thy must wear a kilt
6)Thee shall always take drugs
7)Thou shalt argue about religion,then forget to practise thine religion
8)Spare the rod and spoil thine wife
9)Thou shalt be homeless
10)Thee shall think Celtic&Rangers will win Champions Lge one glorious day of thy LORD.
2007-01-30 00:28:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Satanic Commandments
2016-10-04 05:49:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are not Gods Commandments, as they do not apply to God; they are the Egyptians Commandments for man, and as you know (Man=SATAN).
You cannot get more Satanic than the Catholic Church (Believing that Jesus was God is not right, bearing in mind all he did was go around teaching the Bible from Gods Point of View, this confused many and still does today)...
Both commandments are similar, and provide some useful advice regarding living alongside others.
The "killing is bad" commandment should read "thou shalt not commit Murder", and as Jesus gave another commandment at the last supper, there are 11 Commandments, not 10...
The reason why it is not recognised by all religions is simple: If followed 96% of the worlds people would be living in Peace.
2007-01-30 00:27:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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if you could merge the two which commandments would you put replace and which would you add to make one document.
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them....
2015-08-18 20:59:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FIRST off there are 9 satanic statements!
1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence.
2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipes dreams.
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek.
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse that those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all the so-called sins as the all lead to physical, mental, and emotional gratification!
9. SATAN HAS BEEN THE BEST FRIEND THE CHURCH HAS EVER HAD, AS HE HAS KEPT IT IN BUSINESS ALL THESE YEARS
AND THOSE ARE THE NINE STATEMENTS OF THE SATANIC BIBLE
AND plus the fact you are missing number 11??
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him
2007-01-30 02:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I respect both.
The thing that I never understood about Satanism, was it's central teaching of following no man's doctrine, but instead following your own will as a human being. And yet they created the Satanic Commandments and the Satanic Sins, and required their leader (LaVay, in this case) to tell them not to follow someone's instructions for them to know not to follow someone's instructions!
2007-01-30 00:03:44 · answer #6 · answered by Pebbles 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
What an utter load of crap! so where did these satanic commandments come from? Did Satan himself dictate them? I mean if he did then they are a bit wussy don't you think.
Here we have the great beast himself the scourge of god, the Antichrist the most evil being in creation saying "Do not share your troubles with anyone" or "do not harm small children"
WTF Surely he would be telling people to go out there and kill priests and rape monkeys or something not telling them not to hurt animals. God goes around killing everyone in big floods and turns whole cities to salt so I would of thought the devil would of been worse than that, instead he sounds more like a really bad agony aunt in some shitty tabloid or TV program........Arrghh I have just realised.... Satan is really Trisha off of TV
2007-01-30 00:23:01 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Actually, some of the Satanic commandments aren't too bad...like #3,5,8,9....but those are golden rules we are taught as children. But I don't want to merge any of the two together because God's commandments are his and Satan's commandments are his and you don't mix good with evil. If you read the Christian Bible you would realize that you are to obey GOD'S COMMANDS....
2007-01-29 23:36:28 · answer #8 · answered by none 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Satanic Bible Rules
2016-12-14 03:14:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
obey the commandments of God. Do not ev er follow ; what you said the commandments of satan unless you are of satanic attitude and thinking
2007-01-29 23:40:18 · answer #10 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋