What Doctor's Say And What They Are Thinking
* "Welllllll, what have we here...?"
(He has no idea and is hoping you’ll give him a clue.)
* "Let me check your medical history."
(I want to see if you’ve paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.)
* "Why don’t we make another appointment later in the week."
(I’m playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time or I need the bucks, so I’m charging you for another office visit.)
* "We have some good news and some bad news."
(The good news is, I’m going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you’re going to pay for it.)
* "Let’s see how it develops."
(Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.)
* "I’d like to have my associate look at you."
(He’s going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle.)
* "If it doesn’t clear up in a week, give me a call."
(I don’t know what it is.
2007-01-29 22:53:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Cool (well, not the doctor, but your post is funny, can I give you ten points?)
Please keep posting, I like it!
2007-01-29 23:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by mec 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is why doctors have a bad name,get a new one,there are alot of good ones out there,Good Luck.
2007-01-30 07:01:55 · answer #2 · answered by redhead 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well done!!! Thats good. I have heard a few of those comments come out of doctors mouths (maybe I should be worried!!!) Thumbs up to you for effort!!
2007-01-30 07:42:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's sad that there is doctors out there like this...Thank God my doctors are not like this. Nashville, TN has some of the best doctors....especially the pediatricians.
2007-01-30 08:49:10 · answer #4 · answered by September Sweetie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100% correct! You should sent this to a newspaper & see what happens!
2007-01-30 07:14:01 · answer #5 · answered by crisjul v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah my doctor i like this. nice 1 !
2007-01-30 08:54:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...I don`t think all doctors are that way but I`ve met a few that probably do think that way!!
2007-01-30 06:59:36 · answer #7 · answered by bad kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-01-30 07:01:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I love it! Thank goodness my dr isn't like this!
2007-01-30 07:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by shorty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send it to Dear Abby, I am sure it will get printed. :)
2007-01-30 07:16:08 · answer #10 · answered by criley27 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋