there was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job.
She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"
"For twenty years I’ve wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"
The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done.
"You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"
"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."
2007-01-29 22:35:15 · 22 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hysterical!
2007-01-30 03:01:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should be reported to the 'Society for the Preservation of Old Jokes' It was originally a Bacon Slicer @ 1969 I first heard that one and it dates from far far earlier. Please stop now , not only are they old and bad, but you are getting them wrong by varying from the original line as well.. Mind you I did like the Blonde joke it brought back memories..
2007-01-29 22:43:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
RThat was comical dude! Wanna star?
2007-02-02 10:54:24 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Called NON VEGETARIAN Jokes.
2007-01-29 22:58:48 · answer #4 · answered by AVANISH JI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funny giv yourself a pat on the back . a bit dirty though
2007-01-29 23:38:23 · answer #5 · answered by motbubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's rude, that is, but very funny. Hehehe
2007-01-29 22:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by sexy rack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like,very good.
2007-01-30 00:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-29 22:40:55 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
classic
2007-01-29 22:45:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheers I'm gonna use that one
2007-01-29 23:57:23 · answer #10 · answered by futamus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋