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as the highway patrolman approached the accident site, he found that the entire side of the BMW had been ripped away, taking with it the driver's arm.

The injured yuppie, a lawyer obviously in shock, kept moaning, "My car, my car," as the officer tried to comfort him.

"Sir," the patrolman said gently, "I think we should be more concerned about your arm than your car."


The driver look down to where his arm should have been, then screamed, "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

2007-01-29 22:19:08 · 8 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

ha ha lol love it

2007-01-29 22:23:22 · answer #1 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 0 0

I thought it was going to say something about it costing him an arm and a leg for the car...

2007-01-29 22:41:14 · answer #2 · answered by PerfectlyOK2BImperfect 2 · 0 0

I like, 9/10.

2007-01-30 00:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0 0

yep put this one on here ages ago,also.
aren't they soooooo materialistic, this was a lawyer by the way, in the original joke

2007-01-29 22:24:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

terrible absolutely terrible

2007-01-31 21:59:31 · answer #5 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0 0

Good one.!!!

2007-01-29 22:46:51 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

sucks to be him!

2007-01-30 03:54:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

GOOD UN

2007-01-29 23:16:41 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Juicy Jalebi 2 · 0 0

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