theres a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.
Soon, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen.
"The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar.
"And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
2007-01-29 22:14:32 · 12 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I grinned but isnt it sad how we can joke about otheres misfortunes
2007-01-29 22:29:05 · answer #1 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10
2007-01-30 08:08:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant.
2007-01-30 06:20:34 · answer #3 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL... omg!!!!!! thats really funny.. hahaha
thanx for the laugh.. (a star for u)
2007-01-30 06:46:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. I was feeling a bit down but that cheered me up no end. Thanks.
2007-01-31 17:28:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww dat wasn't very nice.
2007-01-30 07:47:56 · answer #6 · answered by bad_sexy_ghetto1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-01-30 06:18:10 · answer #7 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!!! lol
2007-02-01 14:57:58 · answer #8 · answered by Boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep, put this one up here ages ago!!!!
2007-01-30 06:22:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-30 06:52:20 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋