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Inconspicuously thieve her handbag on the train - 20 seconds

Jog up a short flight of stairs in order to get totally out of breath before calling her with a panicked tone in your voice to let her know that you chased the guy who stole her bag on the train and you now have it with you, hence how you found her office number - 2 minutes

Use sandpaper to create facial abrasion indicative of heroic struggle in the name of woman's bag. - 1 minute

Meet woman in public place and return belongings to her. - 1 minute 40 seconds.

Total - 5 minutes.

2007-01-30 03:19:12 · answer #1 · answered by Diarmid 3 · 1 0

5 minutes...

whip it out? It better be good?!!

I mean really...why would you want a woman who can decide she wants to be with you after only 5 minutes...that means she's easy minded and the next man will woo her in 4 and steal her away!

2007-01-29 22:05:24 · answer #2 · answered by aprildin 3 · 0 1

Unless she is in bussiness but a woman can not be ready in less than five minutes.Those that seem to be so may have been made ready by another person and you are just finshing up the work.They could also be on drugs which could be drugs working and not that you have made them ready by your actions.

2007-01-29 22:09:24 · answer #3 · answered by jus-tus 3 · 0 0

Well first off I would have that shower you asked about quick smart. No lady is going to enjoy wincing at the fould odour emminating from your nether regions. Hop in the shower. Get that crack cleaned and spray on some Lynx. They'll be swarming like bitches on heat. I've seen it on TV.

2007-01-30 09:45:01 · answer #4 · answered by Peter H 2 · 0 0

You need more than 5 minutes.

2007-01-29 22:05:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

WOW... I only have a sure fire way for 6 minutes or less. Sorry, but you sound like a real classy guy. I'm sure there are scores of panting women just waiting for someone like you to enter their life.

2007-01-29 22:12:02 · answer #6 · answered by morahastits 4 · 0 0

looks like you are a busy man. Sure you want to woo?

2007-01-29 22:10:58 · answer #7 · answered by Jen2man 2 · 0 0

If you have a chraming personlity, it can be done in less than 5 minutes. Learn the technique.

2007-01-29 22:30:43 · answer #8 · answered by wode h 1 · 0 0

Hand over all your cash to her,mind it is good enough a amount. u get a big woo.

2007-01-29 22:04:50 · answer #9 · answered by DJ101 3 · 0 0

If I were the woman, I'd love being showered with lots of attention!

2007-01-29 22:07:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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