i've just started a t shirt printing business and need slogans, my head is full of wittisisms? is that a real word!!!!! but i could do with outside imput,any clever words/slogans appretiated........
2007-01-29 21:45:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
I am not opinionated, its just that I am always right.
i used to have open mind, but my brain kept falling.
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius
2007-01-29 23:46:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about: amateur pornstar, will swap my girlfriend for beer, 100% British Beef, i lost my phone number can i borrow yours, tell your boobs to stop staring at my face, freelance gynaecologist, of course im right im testosterone free, Dangerous curves (on a red triangle), Angel by day devil by night, i might be ugly but im the only person here talking to you, just divorced.
2007-01-29 22:51:33 · answer #2 · answered by British*Bird 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(particularly for large-busted ladies' T-shirts) .... an arrow on the chest pointing upwards to the face saying "Er, excuse me ...I'm up here!".
You wouldn't understand this unless you were a woman. Most men always end up talking to your chest, rarely to your face!
2007-01-29 21:55:07 · answer #3 · answered by gorgeousfluffpot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK. If it is not too much to put on a t-shirt, try this. One of my favorites:
" Not everything that can be counted counts,
and not everything that counts can be counted "
Albert Einstein
2007-02-01 00:12:37 · answer #4 · answered by JOHN B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me and my friend wanted to make a serious of shirts with "dont ask" in differnt designes lol sounded pretty cool or even if they said "Sweet"
2007-01-29 22:06:38 · answer #5 · answered by maddi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.
2. MANUAL LABOUR, is a Spanish trade-unionist.
3. RULE ONE, NEVER VOLUNTEER.
issued by voluntary service oversees.
2007-01-30 01:19:15 · answer #6 · answered by djoldgeezer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one I've never got round to getting done is "I've got f@ckin' tourettes!"
Another of my personal favourite sayings is, "A bird in the hand is a hand in the bush." Think about it...
2007-01-29 21:52:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent."
"To have a sense of humour is to be a tragic figure"
"If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?"
"I like it here, but I have a summer home in reality".
2007-01-29 21:52:25 · answer #8 · answered by mattygroves 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
[DAWN D] said: "my head is full of wittisisms? is that a real word!!!!! "
Yes, but it's spelled "witticisms"
2007-01-31 12:18:00 · answer #9 · answered by Rob K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have two hands on the front. the one pointing to the neck says the man and the one pointing to the belt line says the legend
2007-01-29 21:50:41 · answer #10 · answered by "THE WISE ONE" 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋