Three boys received poor grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F.
"One day we should get her for this," said the D+ boy. "I agree. We’ll grab her..." said D-boy. "Yeah," said the F boy. "And then we'll kick her in the nuts!"
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There was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole.
They lived in a hole, out in the country near a farmhouse.
Papa mole pokes his head out of the hole and says,
"Mmmm, I smell sausage!"
Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole & says,
"Mmmm, I smell pancakes!”
Baby mole says,
"Come back down already, I smell is molasses."
2007-01-29 20:57:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your number one in my book Neo. Keep em coming.
2007-01-29 21:51:43 · answer #1 · answered by Silver 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry to point this out, but those are not questions. And no "Short Jokes?" doesn't count as a question. It is a sentence fragment at best.
2007-02-06 22:00:32 · answer #2 · answered by nemo_nanashi 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol good one but not 2 good
2007-02-06 22:25:24 · answer #3 · answered by rvj011 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. nice ones... the mole-asses one is cute.. hehe...
2007-01-30 05:33:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are so funny! I think you should be a comedian! ROFLMAO!
You can have a star!
2007-02-02 18:48:39 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-06 17:04:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, short and sweet!!
2007-01-30 10:38:22 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-01-30 10:21:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They're okay, i guess, but there are better jokes out there. nontheless, they are good.
2007-01-30 05:21:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
kinda cute.
2007-02-06 20:33:52 · answer #10 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋