winner gets a kiss from me, tee hee!! here she is, i need to know if this is true
patrick swayze > chuck norris
think real hard on this one folks, it is a total brain buster!! (not really, patrick wins by a long shot, ahahahahaha!!!)
2007-01-29 18:59:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why is 'CJ' not only the guy from perfect strangers' balky bartakamis, but he is also trying to win the question so i will give him a kiss, what a fruit pastry with extra heapings of men's underwear on the side!!
2007-01-29 19:06:27 · update #1
The obvious tiebreaker in this conundrum? "She's Like the Wind" vs. "The Eyes of a Ranger." 80s mullet power schmaltz vs. a spoken word country pop storytelling epic. If only there was an answer site somewhere to tell us these things.
2007-01-29 21:27:16 · answer #1 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
2007-01-29 19:03:19 · answer #2 · answered by C J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris
2007-01-29 19:03:29 · answer #3 · answered by flower_from_the_heavens 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh? Patrick Swayze beats Chuck Norris hands down. That's all I have to say.
2007-01-29 19:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by Cato Says "Kalamaloo" 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all,I don't want a man to kiss me.Second,the only thing I get is that Chuck Norris could eat/best Patrick Swayze.
2007-01-29 19:07:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
patrick swayze stabbed chuck norris in the behind
2007-01-29 19:09:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL@aquired
2007-01-29 19:03:38 · answer #7 · answered by waltinaw74 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
patrick swayze all the way...mwah!
2007-01-29 19:17:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess your up this late cause of your crack habit.
2007-01-29 19:02:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you must be a lonely man :)
2007-01-29 19:03:53 · answer #10 · answered by Lorina 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋