2007-01-29 18:34:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Build more chapels in zoos, and establish a Catholic diocese in Antarctica. Or Arctica, or wherever you guys live.
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2007-01-29 18:40:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well now, get the clergy to start establishing churches where penguins are found in big groups! Then after the services are done, fish will be on the lunch list...with free swimming lessons! Now how much better can a sunday get for a penguin!? wow
2007-01-30 03:43:59 · answer #2 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If we keep the sweet little penguins in some type of captivity, it will protect them from harm , thus allowing them to fulfill their hearts desires to go to church to worship. Or perhaps they'll have an on-sight chapel built for the little waddlers. Bet they'd really enjoy those Baptismal services!
2007-01-30 03:00:28 · answer #3 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The penguins have survived happily for eons before churches came into existance. They don't have the same issues or circumstances that people do. It is utterly insane to think they do.
2007-01-30 02:42:01 · answer #4 · answered by Cinnamon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus came to save human beings, not penguins. Penguins and all other animals do not have capacity to know good from evil, they are clean spirits.
2007-01-30 02:55:22 · answer #5 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Offer them fish sticks.... but not Tatar sauce. Penguins probably don't like Tatar sauce.
2007-01-30 02:45:43 · answer #6 · answered by Cylon Betty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send missionaries to Antarctica. Especially those nerdy kids on the bicycles.
2007-01-30 02:41:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Atheistic penguins are my favorite kind of penguins.
2007-01-30 02:57:54 · answer #8 · answered by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The answer is simple, we must kill the whales that have been preying on good, honest, churchgoing penguins!
2007-01-30 02:39:22 · answer #9 · answered by imacampie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I saw Happy Feet... and attendance at their service seemed pretty high, so I don't understand the problem.
2007-01-30 02:39:30 · answer #10 · answered by Rev T L Clark 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋