If pros and cons are opposite, what is the opposite of progress?
2007-01-29 16:46:28 · 12 answers · asked by ?? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bush
2007-01-29 16:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
GOVERNMENTIUM
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium." Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called "Morons", which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called "Peons."
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact. A second's worth of exposure to Governmentium will cause any action to take four hundred times longer to complete, and cost five times as much.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."
When catalyzed with an influx of capital, Governmentium becomes "Administratium" (aka "Bureaucratium") - an element which radiates as much energy as the Governmentium, but has half as many Peons and twice as many Morons.
2007-01-30 00:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by Thegustaffa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sonia Congress.....in India.
2007-01-30 00:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bush and Howard
2007-01-30 03:34:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you by any chance get this joke from Jon Stewart's book?
2007-01-30 00:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by poprocks24 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What we have right now on Capital Hill, my friend
2007-01-30 01:32:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
congress hahaha! XD NICE
2007-01-30 00:51:29 · answer #7 · answered by dre777 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OUR ******* RETARDED A$$ PRESIDENT, THAT MONKEY FACED, GOON EARED,SACKLESS, NUT BLOWING, BRIAN DEAD, KONKY AS$ MOTHER *******, LYING AS$, DIP$HIT IS WELL, ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!
2007-02-02 21:22:05 · answer #8 · answered by connor n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congress
That's true AND funny.
2007-01-30 01:01:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
congress.. or pres.bush
haha. very very funny though!
2007-01-30 00:53:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋