tell me what the dumbest thing you have ever .......?

Question

done while being drunk??? No anti drinkers plz

Answer 1

um....

r u a cop? i might have to plead temorary insanity.

we went to a holloween party one time, and we had to improvise. the only one of us that was 21 had to go buy us all liquor in my old boy scout uniform.

i had to jump out of a back window when the cops showed up at double kegger in town. i hid in the ditch, barely escaped from the spotlights, and lost my friend from out of town for five hours, found him just in time to be questioned by the cops.

by far the dumbest thing i did was take the 80 mile drive to paducah, kentucky while sloshed on so co.

drank at work... i was the manager, oops! one of my coworkers almost handed a large rum and coke out the drive thru rather than the diet coke they were supposed to get.

threw up and passed out while indisposed in the stall of a denny's bathroom. im glad my friends had the courtousy to order, eat their food, and pay before having to crawl under the stall to get me out.

not my story but it has to be shared: my best bud in the marines was back for fourth of july and woke up naked, butt in the air, pants nowhere in sight, on top of a naked girl outside on my friends front porch. he was woken up by the police.

Answer 2

I threw up on a table in a bar, passed out, and was then kicked out. Nothing too unusual.

Oh yeah...almost forgot. Peed on the side of a building that would not let me use their bathroom.

Wait--here's another one. Had some pitchers of margaritas during lunch hour from work (professional suit-wearing job) when I was in my early 20's. Got so drunk I ended up sitting under my desk for a couple of hours.

These just don't stop...got drunk during a conference, and ended up ditching the conference (which was required for work) with all my coworkers, doing several body shots at the restaurant across the street, and making out with several coworkers. Ended up leaving papers with my name on them at the conference. The next morning at work, these papers were sitting on my desk. Imagine my panic (boss never said a word). I must say, I was an "anti-drinker" for a while after that.

Now I drink maybe 3 drinks a month. I'm glad I got all that ridiculous behavior out of my system before age 25.

Answer 3

Maybe not the dumbest, but the most recent. Husband and I (we are in our 30s) had a babysitter, so had a few drinks. Decided to hit the nightlife. Took a taxi downtown (about 30 dollars-no joke). Stood in line at 2 different places and got tired of waiting. Started sobering up because of long wait in line, got tired and took taxi back home (another 30 dollars). Wasted 60 dollars and about an hour-and-a-half for Nothing but standing in lines - did I mention it was below freezing outside too.

Answer 4

We were drinking Canadian Mist and Pepsis that we had cans and a half Gallon In a cooler full of ice, at a moving party( we were getting drunk and helping him move). This moron walks in and grabs a glass (now remember the coolers has no lid and 3 feet in front of him) he looks at the cooler then at me and askes were we are keeping the ice (he's sober we wern't) so I said "In the oven" this moron walks over to the oven and opens the door and says "It is not" after a punch in the arm we finally pointed the cooler out (which he kicked trying to get to the kitchen). After he said he felt pretty stupid and we agreed. true story

Another story would be when the same moron went to the local bar for the music festival that was 3 blocks down the road. He started shaking hands with the owner of the bar and when he started to say hello before he could get the the e he threw up right on the owners shoes. We just pretended to not know the idiot.

I remember a party I went to (with rednecks) drunk and stoned out of my gord, I was afraid to pass out in the house because these were the kind of people that would shave your head or paint you in makeup while I slept. So I walked out side and passed out in the snow bank for and hour and a half. When I woke up it was my buddy shaking me and I grabbed the full beer in his hand and slammed it. Returning to the party to continue with my clothes on the back half drenched in water.

Answer 5

Got arrested for D.U.I. in 96.

Actually, my friend and I went to the Philadelphia Spectrum to see Van Halen when Sammy joined them (1985?) and B.T.O. was fronting for them. The security wouldn't let us take our one liter bottle of Pepsi mixed with a fifth of Bacardi's rum. He said we could drink it there or throw it away. I guzzled all that was left (which was at least half of what the bottle held) and the next thing I remember was waking up in bed at home, bedroom wrecked, me still dressed in full clothing holding a bottle of champagne.

After using the bathroom I was worried about my car (a classic 1966 Ford Fairlane in excellent condition). Thinking the worst and hoping for the best, I stumbled outside and found it just fine. Then my friend called to say that I was a huge part of the anatomy and that I left him there in Philly, about 20 miles away.

Answer 6

Hi !!!

I danced around the guy that was singing at that club, like if I was one of those dancing back grown girls, I stole his spot light and to make things worst, I KISSED HIM, when he finished singing!!!?????

I'm still thinking what was the purpose of that!!! Any way I had a lot of fun!!! But the funny thing was that, that was the first time I went out after a very long, time!!!

By the way I'm not use to drink, but I just wanted to be like the rest. BAD IDEA!!!!

GOOD LUCK, GOD BLESS YOU & HAPPY LIFE

A.Z.

Answer 7

Hmmm. There are so many dumb things I've done! Okay, the dumbest would have to be laughing at my french fries. I guess to my drunk mind, they were doing tricks or something!

Answer 8

I got all tanked up in Hong Kong, and when all of us Marines tried to get back on the ship, we had to show our ID cards. I went first, dropped my ID, and in the process of picking it up, yarfed all over the shiny shoes of the Shore Police (Navy Guy) checking ID's. He was less than impressed. I was promptly shoo-ed up the gangplank and when I tried to go down the stairs to our berthing area, gravity took over and I fell down a flight of nice cold metal stairs. The next morning I couldn't understand why I felt like hell and where all the bumps on my head came from, but I got a standing ovation and explanation from the rest of my detatchment for the laugh they got at my expense. :)

Answer 9

some stupid little woman advised Naughty Hottie and that i that once she might want to sing at the same time as she become on my own going for a walk contained in the woods, deer and birds and different woodland creatures might want to come somewhat closer and performance a pay interest.

Answer 10

I got mad at my boyfriend because he told me to sit down......so I left and went to my car, drove to the middle of the parking lot, stopped the car and started throwing his stuff out in the parking lot. Then I left him there. That was about 5 years ago and we are still together.......he must love me huh?