An 85 year old widower had been dating an 80 year old widow for about six months. They had been getting along very well and were becoming very close emotionally. The man was considering asking the woman if she would marry him, but he was concerned about whether they would be compatible sexually. They had never really talked about this so he felt it would be wise to discuss it before he decided to ask her to marry him.
He took her to a nice restaurant and they had a wonderful romantic meal together. After the meal he told her that he thought that before their relationship could move on to the next level they should talk. He asked his girlfriend "How often do you like sex?"
The woman had worried this subject would eventually come up and had dreaded the answer she knew she must honestly give. Hesitantly, she looked at him, and said, INFREQUENTLY.
The man stopped, thought for a moment and then asked, " Is that one word or two?"
2007-01-29 16:00:43 · 11 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha hes hoping its two words 10/10 keep it up
2007-01-29 16:22:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one. That was a good answer. I think I'll start using it myself.
2007-01-30 00:16:52 · answer #2 · answered by Stinging Dragon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two I hope haha!
2007-01-30 04:56:24 · answer #3 · answered by Muendos Duan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At her age i think she meant one word .
2007-01-30 01:10:19 · answer #4 · answered by dee k 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nope..quite a joke...thx
2007-01-30 00:10:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny ......thanx
2007-01-30 00:17:43 · answer #6 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-30 11:53:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... good one
2007-01-30 01:27:46 · answer #8 · answered by ♪ ♥ ♪ ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE !!! thx
2007-01-30 00:13:34 · answer #9 · answered by monkey12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha........that's funny.
2007-01-30 01:12:22 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋