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It is I, your friend! Know that you have a home within the Church of the Blue God under the Sea. Belief is not required - faith is not required - paying money is not required - worshiping me, while it would be nice, is not required, for all are welcome to feast at the Eternal Plate of Seafood after this life.

Peace be unto you my children.

2007-01-29 15:57:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

7 answers

Coolness! but I'm only coming for the seafood.

2007-01-29 16:02:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Greetings oh great briney one.

Thanx for the prawns :-)

2007-01-29 16:20:07 · answer #2 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 1 0

Damn, it sounded so good at first...but I'm allergic to seafood!

2007-01-29 16:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by IamBatman 4 · 3 0

Dude im gonna flood my basement so you can come over.

2007-01-29 16:06:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Dammit, you almost had me until I got to the "after this life" part.

2007-01-29 16:06:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

In the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I curse you and your children and your childrens children and so on....

Splitter!

2007-01-29 16:03:10 · answer #6 · answered by fourmorebeers 6 · 1 3

greetings my lord

2007-01-29 16:02:05 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. Brooke 6 · 2 0

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