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There was this blonde who bought a coach ticket to go to New York City. She boards the plane and sits in the first class area. The flight attendant approaches her and says "Excuse miss, your ticket says coach so you'll have to move to the coach area."

The blonde explains, "I'm blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to New York."

The flight attendant leaves and explains the situation to the head flight attendant. A few minutes later, the head flight attendant approaches her and says "Excuse miss, your ticket says coach so you'll have to move to the coach area."

The blonde explains, "I'm blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to New York."

The flight attendants look at each other in amazement and decide to get assistance from the captain. A few minutes later, the head flight attendant approaches her and says "Excuse miss, your ticket says coach so you'll have to move to the coach area."

The blonde explains, "I'm blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to New York."

2007-01-29 15:42:46 · 34 answers · asked by pikachu is love. 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

The captain shakes his head, then bends down and whispers in the blonde's ear. A moment later, she gets up from her seat suddenly, grabs her luggage, and rushes over to the coach area.

One of the flight attendants asks the captain, "What on Earth did you say to her?"

The captain explains, "I told her first class wasn't going to New York."

2007-01-29 15:43:09 · update #1

34 answers

You must be a blond if you tell jokes that bad.

2007-01-29 15:45:48 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ misschels ♥ 4 · 0 1

Totally blonde,


but i think that captain would have said that

" There is a beauty competition going to held on coach area "

2007-01-29 16:01:09 · answer #2 · answered by Appas 2 · 0 0

funny punchline but the rest of the joke ("blonde and beautiful and going to new york") didnt make much sense.

2007-01-29 16:19:17 · answer #3 · answered by buff23_7 3 · 0 0

I didn't LOL, but I thought it was typical of blonde jokes so along those lines not too bad. The setup is way too long though.

2007-01-29 15:47:07 · answer #4 · answered by NONAME 1 · 0 0

Funny..LOL Funny..Thx

2007-01-29 16:19:52 · answer #5 · answered by monkey12 2 · 0 0

That's an old one. To be honest, it's not really funny anymore.

2007-01-29 16:30:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is Hilarious sweet joke.

2007-01-29 15:47:13 · answer #7 · answered by Ruben191 2 · 0 0

That's funny.

2007-01-29 15:46:26 · answer #8 · answered by jebjow 2 · 0 0

worth a smirk but not a laugh

2007-01-29 15:45:26 · answer #9 · answered by doofynic 3 · 0 0

Funny!!!

2007-01-29 15:45:44 · answer #10 · answered by footballgirl 4 · 0 0

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