Two redneck hunters, Bubba and Harley, heard about some big deer called moose they had up in Canada so they got a bush pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They had such good luck that they decided to go back again. On this trip they bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. Bubba objected strongly. "Last year me and ol Harley shot six, and the pilot let us put 'em all on board; he had the same plane as yores didn't he Harley?" To which Harley replied, "Yep, he shore nuff had the same plane." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few moments after takeoff. Climbing out of the wreck Bubba asked Harley, "Ya got any idea where we are?" "Yep, I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year.."
2007-01-29
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