Please no verse quoters.
2007-01-29 15:35:00 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hahahaha that's a good one.....I'd rather go to church and stand out in the lobby with ear plugs.
2007-01-29 15:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather give you a root canal in Church on Sunday.
2007-01-29 15:42:09 · answer #2 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Church. In fact I'd go just about anywhere to avoid a root canal.
2007-01-29 15:38:23 · answer #3 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Neither. They'll stay home and watch the Super Bowl, as will some of the Christians.
PS. The Bible doesn't mention root canals, so what's with all the prohibition?
2007-01-29 15:40:55 · answer #4 · answered by watcherd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would depend on the Church and if I needed a root canal.
2007-01-29 15:38:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My dentist has a tv with a remote on the arm rest of the chair so you can watch whatever you please while they're working on your teeth. He also gives me a bag full of goodies when I leave. And for a root canal, I know he'd be willing to hook it up with the Nitrous. Church has....ummm....
Okay, I've decided, I'll take the root canal.
2007-01-29 15:39:49 · answer #6 · answered by KS 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would rather have a root canal in every one of my teeth than go to church.
2007-01-29 15:45:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got to sleep through my last root canal. The unpleasantness happened before the operation.
2007-01-29 15:39:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've actually got a root canal booked for the day after :-)
2007-01-29 15:39:19 · answer #9 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A root canal. Contrary to popular belief, a root canal is a good thing. You are getting rid of the nerve in your tooth that serves no purpose but to cause you some pain.
Also contrary to popular belief, god does not exist. By realizing this, you are getting rid of a belief that serves no purpose but to cause you (and possibly others) some pain.
2007-01-29 15:43:57 · answer #10 · answered by atheist jesus 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋