2007-01-29 15:02:39 · 12 answers · asked by louisem28 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
woopie cushion!!!!!! if you pick me i'll smile!
2007-01-29 15:11:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I've got a few... the first one is pretty mean
1. lift up both lids to a toilet up and cover the hole to the toilet very tight with plastic wrap so that you can't see any wrinkles in it. Put both lids back down so the next time someone goes in for a squat they lift the top lid and sit down to do their business and you can guess the rest. Now if it's a boy taking a pee he'll probably see it before he let's loose... maybe not though.
2. if you have a sink spray hose you can wrap clear tape tight around the handle so when someone goes to turn on the faucet it automatically sprays wherever it may be pointed.
3. tape someone's eyes closed while they are asleep so when they wake they think they are blind.
2007-01-29 23:31:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nab an item of clothing that they wear and have it taken in an inch.....
Find a key which resembles thier house key and change it out.
Turn the water spout under your toilet off...flush once....when your friend goes to use, it will not work until the water is turned back on...They will be forced to tell you they broke the toilet.
Turn off the water spout under their sink in combo with their toilet and tell them the city is working on the water supply line for the next few days....
2007-01-29 23:43:06 · answer #3 · answered by stan w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a bunch of something messy (whipped cream, ketchup, gravy, etc) on a plate. Pick up a pepper shaker and say "Check this out... if you pour pepper on _______, it produces heat." Dump a bunch of pepper on the mess and wait for someone to hold their hand above it, to feel the "heat." When they do, quickly reach over and push their hand into the mess. LOL
2007-01-29 23:13:03 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(this only works on older cars) First you hole punch a lot of papers, then you take the little circles and put them in a persons car ac vents. Then turn the switch to on and when the person turns the car on they get pelted with little circles.
2007-01-29 23:57:22 · answer #5 · answered by The Kid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can put a whole bunch of salt on someone's toothbrush, right before they use it.
2007-01-29 23:26:44 · answer #6 · answered by XcazXzacX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make rub their hands together and make them smell.I always put on a marmallow smell beforedoing it. then bonk their nose softly.
2007-01-29 23:40:22 · answer #7 · answered by bassooncrazy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smile and glare at a man for just 2 min
then see what happens
he will do any thing for you at that instance
wanna test do it!!!!
2007-01-30 00:05:32 · answer #8 · answered by Appas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super glue random things to the floor, like,plates to the tale, quarters to the kitchen floor, etc...
2007-01-29 23:16:25 · answer #9 · answered by just wondering 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
set crickets loose in their car, they climb in the dash and chirp for days!
2007-01-30 01:12:53 · answer #10 · answered by lilbartenderinsc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a person to dress as a hobo and come to their house then tell him to say
"why are u scared. are u a basterd?"
2007-01-30 01:08:40 · answer #11 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋