How Can I Conquer The World?

Question

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Answer 1

With all the whining liberals you would have to deal with once you had, why would you want to?

Answer 2

define when a certain piece of land has been "Conquered". did napoleon "Conquer" Spain even if there were guerrillas?

There will always be pockets of resistance.

Also, do you have to conquer the heart of Brazil, where there are some places even Brazil hasn't explored?

My suggestion: conquer sub-Saharan Africa. Start from South Africa, angshluss with the other former British Colonies, then work your way northward. (hint: you are going to need a universal language in order to hold the continent together. You're best bet would be something like lojban) You may want to redraw the borders of all the countries according to actual ethnic lines. Even if you keep the current borders, you will want to establish this as a sort of "confederation of free states" but make these have effectively the same status as US States. Build a strong trade infrastructure and establish a national bank. Try to manipulate conflict between foreign powers into giving you $.

After 20 years as dictator, start to gradually change this into a constitutional Monarchy. This way, after you die the country does not need to rely on a cult of personality to hold together.

Oh, and eliminate dysentery

Answer 3

Ahhh, I know The Fonz and you ain't Him!

Seriously though! Why would you want to conquer The World???

Dude, go BIG and go for something like The Galaxay (Okay, Sasquatches don't spell well) - or, like ... The Universe! That's Power, dude!

You are like so conquering Nashua, New Hampshire - USA! You could do better!


The Ol' Sasquatch Ü

Answer 4

You can conquer the world by smiling.

Answer 5

If you were born in the USA it is simple, assuming you have the balls to do it.
When when you turn 35 get elected president (it may help to get a job at Diebold while waiting for your 35th birthday).
Put the entire State Department in internment camps or send them back to France with the rest of the cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
Demand the unconditional surrender of the world. Tell them they have approximately 45 minutes (flight time of an ICBM) to agree.

Answer 6

Well you can play a game like Risk, or you can spend the rest of your life aspiring to be leader of a country like the United States, and slowly expandy your dominion to include all the nations in the world.

Answer 7

Propaganda is huge! You will have to convince the world that you will be a great leader.... brain wash if you will. Plastering your face all over the place helps... art is great propaganda.

You will need to censor the media... you can't have anyone reporting that your less than perfect.

Finally... you will need a secret police. All men out for world domination had a secret police that took out anyone that was against them.

All great leaders followed this advice... but then they got too greedy wanted too much land and their empires fell

Answer 8

Get hooked up with Bush's daughter become next president of USA start a war with the middle east and then nuke the rest of the countries

Answer 9

steal an election in the most powerful contemporary country of the time, then lie to the naive people in it by scaring them with an invisible, faceless enemy. do this by orchestrating a cataclysmic and shocking event and blame it on your political enemies, by a faulty logic as in those who are not with you are against you. launch a propaganda campaign full of catchy slogans, flag waving, bumper stickers, and blind nationalism. attack both with violence and ridicule your domestic enemies publicly. start domestic surveillance programs whether legal or illegal to fortify your position at home. strip away the any basic constitutional/legal rights under the disguise of national security. finally, wage a war on anyone who does not yield to your esoteric philosophies until they surrender. then you will have arrived at your destination.

Answer 10

first get a place of power play on peoples fears and hopes at the same time make them your puppets then slowly change the tide of the peoplse opinion then once in a major place of power turn the people against your enemys and slaughter all that stand in your way


i have way to much free time i did a report on hitler lol

Answer 11

Fall asleep, never wake up and dream that you have taken over the world in your dreams and keep dreaming forever.