I rubbed by butt against his desk to mark it, I bugged his phone, and I had him arrested for a crime that took place two states away although he was home (I know he was home because I planted video cameras in his home while he was away.)
10 points to the most original and wittiest answer.
2007-01-29 13:28:06 · 6 answers · asked by Laughing Libra 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
lol... You did all this and he has not noticed any of it.. What's wrong with him. Try galloping to work as bare as Lady Godiva on a white horse.. that should wake him up.. if he don't notice you then call the Local Zoo..you have a new kind of animal.. Good Luck Dear
2007-01-29 13:52:13 · answer #1 · answered by Mari-Mari 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot to tell us about when you had the monkeys fly out of your butt.
2007-01-29 21:32:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He obviously doesn't appreciate the romantic stuff, so I'd sugguest smacking him and then telling him he's "slime". That seems to work on all my friends!
2007-01-29 21:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by Somebody Real 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how witty this is and I don't want the points...but you're one crazy woman to even think up this stuff.
2007-01-29 21:32:19 · answer #4 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unzip his fly and give him a big jussy kiss there
2007-01-29 21:31:56 · answer #5 · answered by answer man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say hello.
2007-01-29 21:44:37 · answer #6 · answered by kttm :] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋