Did you hear about the duck who walked into the bar?

Question

A duck waddles into a bar and asks the bartender, “Ya got any grapes?” The bartender is a little puzzled but answers, “No. I don’t have any grapes.” So the duck says, “OK” and waddles out of the bar. Next day the duck waddles into the bar and ask again, “Ya got any grapes?” The bartender is a little more perturbed now but answers, “NO! I don’t have any grapes!” So the duck says, “OK” and waddles out of the bar. The next day the duck waddles back in and says, “Ya got any grapes?” Now the bartender is mad. So he says, “NO! I DON’T HAVE ANY GRAPES! NOW IF YOU COME IN HERE AND ASK ME THAT AGAIN I’M GONNA GET MY GUN AND SHOOT YOU DEAD! So the next day the duck waddles back into the bar and goes up to the bartender and says, “Ya got any bullets?” The bartender says “No. I don’t have any bullets.” So the duck says “OK. Ya got any grapes?”

Give me two separate scores.

Funny factor 1 thru 10

Groan factor 1 thru 10

Answer 1

That was so funny. The First Answer is 10 the Next is 1.

Answer 2

Funny Factor - 9
Groan Factor - 0
it made me laugh, but after the duck asked, do you have any bullets, I knew what the next question was going to be.

Answer 3

funny 8/10
groan 2/10

Answer 4

at first i thought it was one of those
"did you hear about the guy who ran into the bar? it hurt"
that would've been a groan factor of 6.

but this is pretty good. :)
funny factor of 4
groan of 1

Answer 5

Heard it. It's in Willie Nelson's book & the bartender says he will nail the duck's feet to the bar, so he asks, "Do you have any nails?......"

Answer 6

Funny factor 4
Groan factor ???

Answer 7

yea my sister tells me that one to get me to laugh only instead the grapes are fish and the bullets are nails.

as 4 ur ratings:::

Funny-when my sis tells it-10 when u tell it-7
Groan-?????????wtf??????????

Answer 8

funny- 8
groan-4

Answer 9

funny-10
groan-0

Answer 10

Funny: 4

Groan: 6

Still cute though! lol