2007-01-29 11:46:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't think He says anything, but marks down that you blasphemed again, adding to the list of things you'll have to answer for on Judgment Day.
2007-01-29 12:05:44 · answer #1 · answered by lost and found 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trick question. Jesus never screws up ;)
2007-01-29 19:51:00 · answer #2 · answered by aparadoxsimple 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When someone says, "Jesus!", Jesus says ,"Oh, God! What do you want?!" Then God says, "What do you want?! I'm busy watching over Earth and making sure the human race doesn't screw itself over!"
2007-01-29 19:58:30 · answer #3 · answered by The World Ends with You 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Mama ME Aah!
2007-01-30 21:21:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He uses another god's name, generally saying "Oh, Zeus!"
2007-01-29 19:49:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He says repent with all your heart and I shall forgive you. Don't let it happen again.
2007-01-29 20:59:48 · answer #6 · answered by jasmin2236 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Does He say, 'How dare you bother me when I am busy thinking about more important things than you?'.
No, He says, 'What do you need of me, my son. How can I be of assistance to you today'.
grace2u
2007-01-29 19:51:37 · answer #7 · answered by Theophilus 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Then he says their name as an epithet. Turnabout is fair play, wouldn't you say?
2007-01-29 20:06:37 · answer #8 · answered by Sal D 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
sorry to let you know, but jesus is dead
2007-01-29 19:50:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Commandment #2
THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN VAIN.
Jesus was God in the flesh, so how do you think he feels about it...=)
2007-01-29 19:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by stang306gt 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋