Sitting in a bar this wknd, some ****** shouts out "Kiss my A$$"
I reply... No thanks! I'm on a fat free diet.
2007-01-29 10:09:49 · 41 answers · asked by ? 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
nice!
that was awesome. i'll have to remember that one.
2007-01-29 10:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was driving out to my brother's last weekend--he lives out in the sticks--and you have to cross a one lane bridge. I was starting across the bridge when some genius started across from the other way. We both stopped and he yelled out his window "Get outta the way--I don't back up for a**holes!!!"
I leaned out the window and responded "it's ok--I do".
2007-01-29 10:16:50 · answer #2 · answered by Trollbuster 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speaking of fat and bars...
A man in a bar tells a woman, "You are fat!"
She replies, " And you are drunk!"
To which he responded, "Yes, but I will be sober in the morning!"
2007-01-29 10:18:24 · answer #3 · answered by handymanrjb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should have shouted out "at the price you charge evrybody in here can kiss you *** for a penny"
2007-01-29 10:15:52 · answer #4 · answered by KandyMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was kick a -s-s i love it it would of taken me a week to comeback with something like that lol
2007-01-29 10:15:05 · answer #5 · answered by skater_gurl_rawks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha. I like that one...I don't know about the best line ever but it was good.
2007-01-29 10:14:51 · answer #6 · answered by zzzzzzzzz27 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And that's a question how?
lol its funny but i think ur just braggin about how funny u r.
2007-01-29 10:14:04 · answer #7 · answered by Ask Tara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's perfect. I can't believe you thought of it right away and not when you were driving home. Nice work!
2007-01-29 10:13:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a guy asks a girl to dance.
She says no.
He says "Well, I guess a BJ is out of the question then!"
2007-01-29 10:14:22 · answer #9 · answered by ellenf22226 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is so funny. good 4 u but that wasn't a question so ya um ok nm.
2007-01-29 10:13:28 · answer #10 · answered by kait the hotshot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL NICE! I hope he got pissed. I woulda said I won't kiss yours, but i kissed your girlfriend's last night
2007-01-29 10:14:50 · answer #11 · answered by nukem_thebomb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋