A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter. "I'm here for the paint job," she said. "Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house." The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating. After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a porsche out back. It's a new BMW."
2007-01-29 10:04:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde comes to her daddy and says that the new car broke down. so her daddy asks her what happened and the blonde replies that she thinks that there is water in the carburetor.
the daddy all laughing to tears
-How the hell do you know that there is water in the carburetor if you don`t even know how the carburetor looks like???
-Well Im pretty sure there is water in the carburetor.. - the blond replies
-OK.. lets have a look! Where is it?
-In the pool
2007-01-29 10:17:49 · answer #1 · answered by Yura B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's a bit funnier when you add the wife asking the husband about painting the porch...I'm sure you can find that version here somewhere.
2007-01-29 18:19:29 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
qwedx
2014-05-28 18:23:29 · answer #3 · answered by Theo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one ... 8 out of 10
2007-01-29 18:14:21 · answer #4 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats the first time I've ever heard that one
2007-01-29 18:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonderful! i loved it! i loved how u even made it funny at the beginning when she gets fired because of what she did at the m&m factory. thanks for the chuckle. i don't get them so much since my aunt got cancer. but thats another story :. (
2007-01-29 18:16:36 · answer #6 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i take it your not blonde where do you get them from 10/10
2007-01-30 02:20:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh out loud
2007-01-29 18:32:21 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Messed up though.
2007-01-29 18:13:56 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to Bad
2007-01-29 18:17:58 · answer #10 · answered by Stary_989 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋