How can I?

0 ⤊

Stop feral panthers from stealing my childrens? I just keep getting more, and they just keep getting stolen. I can't stop it. I only hope that they are being raised in a loving, yet fierce, panther family.

2007-01-29 09:35:14 · 2 answers · asked by Toga 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family

2 answers

Go down to the Panther house, and have a heart to heart talk with the leader of the pride. Offer him a lick, and say look, I'm better than all those kids. When he gets close, rub faces, and then jet off to Vegas for your elopement.

2007-01-29 09:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by A Military Veteran 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Here's what you do, get a family of mexicans, and have them breed, the panthers will be overworked stealing their children, and yours will be safe.

2007-01-29 17:37:39 · answer #2 · answered by Jello Sheriff 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋