This lady has 2 parrots they both at times cuss, when 1 does she puts him in the fridge for a minute to teach him a lesson. One day her one parrot would not stop so she said, I will fix him and thru him in the freezer, he looked around and saw a frozen chicken, he said oh my God U must have said F------
2007-01-29 09:31:57 · 8 answers · asked by bodacious baby 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.
So he asked the salesman for some assistance. The salesguy brought the man to a parrot in the back.
"Now this is the perfect pet for your wife, Chet is an very special animal" the salesman said.
"What makes him so special?" the man asked.
The salesman took a lighter from his pocket and held it under the Chet's right foot, and Chet started to sing "Jingle bells, jingle bells.." and then the salesman held the lighter under is left foot and Chet started to sing "Deck the halls..."
So the man asked, "What happens if you hold the lighter between his feet?"
"Well I don't know" answered the salesman.
So he holds the lighter between the parrot's legs and instantly Chet began to sing...
"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..."
2007-01-29 10:45:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good joke, but you really blew the punchline.
2007-01-29 09:39:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, I don't get it. Maybe you could have worded it a little differently?
2007-01-29 10:14:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That might have been the worst joke that I have ever read...EVER!
2007-01-29 09:40:26 · answer #4 · answered by hockeydude25 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
huh
2007-01-29 10:06:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny!
2007-01-29 09:45:14 · answer #6 · answered by cherry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-01-29 10:53:47 · answer #7 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay what?????????
2007-01-29 09:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by hottmama 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋