Simon Akbar "Whats your name and what will you be reciting?"
Aisha Miriam Bin Akbar Muhammad "(mumble mumble)"
Simon "Cant hear you sister, please open a hole in your burqa body suit...near your mouth...we will not consider this haram"
Aisha "Ahhh..I can breath now...thank you brother...I will be reciting the Surah At Tawba brother"
Simon "Great sister, thats my favorite...go ahead"
Aisha " Im starting at aya 29...ok...fiiiiiight thoooose whooo dont beeeelive in Allllllahhhhh...."
Simon "Stop stop stop! Thats horrible! Sister, if your going to recite any of the hundreds of Jihad ayas, you must use a-lot of passsion in your voice...the kafrs call this "hate" but we call it passion! You dont have it sister..."
Randy Bin Azam Ali Muhammad "Dawg....you know its time for Hassan Chop! Take her!!"
2007-01-29
09:15:22
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