hey well i am trying to stump my teacher so do any of you have a riddle i could use?

Question

my teacher is great at riddles so i am trying to stump him which proves to be hard so if you could help me that would be cool no real dirty ones though

Answer 1

Those who build it don't need it
Those who buy it don't want it
Those who need it don't know it

What am I?

a coffin!

Answer 2

These two are pretty hard: One (k)night, a King and a Queen were traveling when they came to a huge castle. Lots of people said the castle was haunted, but the travelers were tired and took no notice of the peoples warnings. So they stayed the night in it, but the next morning three people came out of the castle! How could this be?
Answer: One KNIGHT, a Queen and a King. That's three people. Just make sure you don't write it out for your teacher, or else ALL WILL BE LOST!!
And now for the second riddle (this ones really hard!):
You're trapped in a brick room. The walls are brick, the floor is brick, and even the ceiling is brick! The air in the room is quickly running out!
The only things you have are a mirror, and a table. How do you get out??
Answer (its very hard!):
You look in the mirror, you see what you saw. You take the saw, and cut the table in half. Two half's make a (w)hole, then you crawl through the hole, and you're out!!

I really hope these help you! Good luck!!

Answer 3

ThE WoRlD's HaRdEsT RiDdLe

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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The answer is no.
because most kindergarten students would say no they can not work it out. But the Harvard Graduates would have a guess at least.

here is another one...

The story behind Einstein's riddle is that Albert Einstein created it in the late 1800s, and claimed that 98% of the world population couldn't solve it. I am not sure of the true origin, but I have seen this one floating around the internet, and it is a good brain exercise. Here it is:

- In a street there are five houses, painted five different colors.

- In each house lives a person of different nationality

- These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

Einstein's riddle is: Who owns the fish?

Necessary clues:

1. The British man lives in a red house.
2. The Swedish man keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Danish man drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the center house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The Blends smoker lives next to the one who drinks water.

Sorry though I do not know the answer but it does have one. Just tell your teacher to work it out.

Answer 4

Q: A house has walls which all face North. A bear walks by the house. What color is it?

A: There's no answer. If the walls all face North, then the house is in the middle of the South Pole. There're no polar bears in the South Pole.

Or another...

Q: If you don't know me, I'm everything. If you know me, I'm nothing. What am I?

A: A riddle.

One more just in case your teacher is really good...

Q: How many of every animal was on Moses's Ark?

A: None, Moses didn't have an Ark.

Answer 5

most guys cant get this one, he might know it, because it is old

two Indian are walking down a path, a big Indian and a little Indian
the little Indian is the Big Indians son but the little Indian is not the little Indians farther. what is the big Indian to the little Indian answer his mom.

try this one

Also I just looked it up in case you ckeck these out still
Einstines riddle is who smoke blends nothing to do with fish
puzzles.about.com/library/weekly/bleinstein_riddle.htm
and the answer is the one that has cats

a baby is born in Boston to parents that live in Boston, but the baby is not and American citizen how is that possible

answer born before July 4Th 1776

Answer 6

there were 2guys that went to a bar and drank a cup of coke with 5 ice cubs in them the next morning one of them died but the other one lived
how did the 1st one die
they had the same drink same ampount of coke and ice cubes. nothing was added to the coke

answer

The ice cubes were poisoned.

The second man drank faster than the other one. The first man took too long drinking his drink and the ice melted. As he finished the rest of his drink, he consumed the poison (unlike the second man who drank the coke quickly and left the ice before it could melt). The first man died the next day because of the poison, but the first man lived.

Answer 7

If your goal in life is to be an underachiever, and you fail, does that mean you've succeeded?
Don't know if that qualifies as a riddle or not, but it's guaranteed to age any teacher you ask.

Answer 8

You are stuck in a room with no doors and no windows, only a table and a full-length mirror. How do you get out?

(this is kind of abstract)

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and cut the table in half. Two halves make a (w)hole. Climb through the hole and get out.

=] hope that helps.

Answer 9

Try logic puzzles by C. L. Lewis The Island of Knights and Knaves. or the lady or the lion both can be found online

Answer 10

Cleopatra and Mark have been killed! They had suspicions about the broken glass and water in the room. What happened??

Answer: Cleopatra and Mark were fish and the fishbowl fell off the stand and broke

Answer 11

a woman walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. suddenlly, the person behind the counter hold up a gun and says "don't move!" "thank you" the woman replied. Why?

answer: she had the hicupps and she wanted a glass of water so she could get rid of them but when he held up the gun he scared her so her hiccups went away.



what is greater than god?
more evil than the devil?
the poor have it?
the rich need it?
and if u eat it you will die?

answer: nothing. nothing is greater than god nothing is more evil than the devil the poor have nothing the rich need nothing and if u eat nothing u will die